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unclefather:

Pizzaforpresident needs to chill

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deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

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gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

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lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

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vivalacobra:

when u try ur best but u dont succeed 

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leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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marino-me:

qwc:

two pictures of the sky i took, each 5 min apart. this world is so awe inspiring.

Isnt that picture the WINDOWS screensaver?

no!!!! wtf people keep sayin g this i took this picture of my backya rd not fake

That is soooo the windows screen saver

no!!!! wtf people keep sayin g this i took this picture of my backya rd not fake

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mcchickened:

an very important hole

mcchickened:

an very important hole

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cokeproblem:

*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me

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runyoucleverboyandremember:

"if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??"

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baiolicious:

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

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fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

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